Why is it that when you put wool in the washer it shrinks but when it rains and there are sheep outside they dont?

If a fly didnt have wings would we call it a walk?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Is there another word for synonym?

Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do practice?”

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why do all the days of the week end in "y"?

Isn't it scary that the word "therapist" is the same as the words "the" and "rapist" put together?

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?

What is a male ladybug called?

Why are semi-trucks bigger than regular trucks?

Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?

If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?

If Dracula has no reflection, how comes he always had such a straight parting in his hair?

If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

Why do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front?

Can you sentence a homeless man to house arrest?

If feathers tickle people, do they tickle birds?

Does a postman deliver his own mail?

If the professor on Giligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why are boxing rings square?

What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?


If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

These are the questions that haunt me......